I am so sick of customers asking 'So, what's your real name?'
Here is my new way of dealing with the stupid question:
Customer: So, what's your real name?
Me: Guess
Customer: hmm, Sarah?
Me: Close
Customer: Sara?
Me: YES!
Customer: What!?
Me: How did you guess that!?
Customer: Weird! What?! No, Seriously-
Me: That is so weird! How did you guess that?
Customer: I don't know, it just popped in to my head-
Me: We must have some kind of connection or something...
(Sara is not my real name. A convincing act of surprise keeps the money rolling because we MUST have a special connection if he guessed my real name!)
... Is that mean? Lying? Is that stringing him along?
No!
The way I see it is that he's paying me for a memorable experience, and that's exactly what I gave him. He'll be talking about how he guessed a strippers real name for months !
As reported by Stanford Medical, It's indeed the ONLY reason women in this country live 10 years more and weigh an average of 19 kilos less than us.
ReplyDelete(And really, it really has NOTHING to do with genetics or some hard exercise and absolutely EVERYTHING related to "how" they are eating.)
BTW, I said "HOW", and not "what"...
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